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2010-12-20 06:31 am

The Thonged Avenger!

The second comic is up today! Awesome! The Thonged Avenger!
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2010-12-18 03:10 am

Web Comic

Go check out my wife's new web comic The Thonged Avenger
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2010-02-21 05:46 pm

Hi

Hi everyone. I am currently bored can you tell?
alisterlevet: (Default)
2009-10-27 12:47 pm

Balance

Sometimes, and I think very rarely, you get to a point in your life when you finally find balance. It's kind of refreshing to find that peaceful place in your heart where you know you're just comfortable. I said to myself, self, I used to be that guy. Who is that guy you ask? You know, that one, the one where you're like; I can't have two things at once, not perfect not fully, not occupied your mind at the same. I used to be the guy who, disastrously, either had the job or the girl or whatever my hobby/obsession I was preoccupied with. And whatever wasn't on the forefront got left behind, dilapidated, and died. But now I have balance as I was saying, I finally have this fluid water river fortune cookie inner peace thing gong on that's like a warm blanket, a snuggly soft plush fuzzy nicely scented, power of being, enlightened, I am Buddha, ohm, calming, unusual thing for me going on right now.
alisterlevet: (Default)
2009-06-12 02:22 pm

We have a pit bull puppy hopefully not permanently

My nephew bought a pit bull puppy for his graduation present and now we are stuck with it because they apartment my sister is staying at has a bread restriction.
alisterlevet: (Anything for your soul)
2009-06-03 10:01 pm

Me... kids... HAHAHA... are you on fucking crack... you can't be serious.... you are serious...

Kids, little fucking noisy parasites that shit themselves and scream at 2am. No fucking thank you... I have a job thank you and it doesn't involve changing shitty diapers, or spoon feeding with choo choo sounds... WTF kids... me nope never.

Why spend money on kids when you can spend money on 69 other things that you can't have or do with fucking kids around.

DRUGS
PORN
SEX TOYS
HOOKERS
BOOZE
STRIPPERS
SEX
HOMEMADE PORN
JUMBO PICTURES OF YOUR WANG
JUMBO PICTURES OF GOOFY WITH A WANG
DUMBO'S WANG
MASSAGES WITH A HAPPY ENDING
STRIP CLUBS
STOCK INVESTMENTS
STOCK INVESTMENTS INVOLVING STRIP CLUBS, DRUGS, AND WANG
BIG EXPENSIVE FAST CARS
POOL NOODLES TO BE USED FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THEIR INTENDED PURPOSE
COCAINE
ECSTASY
SCHROOMS
MORE DRUGS
DRUGS FOR YOUR FAVORITE STRIPPER
PORK
PORKING
PORKING FOR DOLLARS
ANIME
LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING ANIME
AMIME PORN
POOL TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM
A BAR IN YOUR DINING ROOM
A SUSHI BAR IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
SKEEBALL GAME
AIR HOCKEY TABLE
SASHIMI GRADE FISH ALL THE DAMN TIME
HEROIN
OPIUM
CATS
CAT TOYS
VENOMOUS SNAKES
GIANT GLASS DILDO SCULPTURES
SEX FURNITURE
A BOAT
A YACHT
A SAIL BOAT
JET SKIS
WEEKEND AT THE NUDEST COLONY
WEEKEND AT A BROTHEL
PAYING A MIDGET TO PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS
GOATS
A HUGE FUCKING BOX OF DOG BISCUITS
ITALIAN WINE BOXES AND BOXES
REAL ABSINTHE
SEX WITH THE GREEN FAIRY OR A GREEN FAIRY WHICH EVER OR A MIDGET IN GREEN
LADY GAGA TICKETS
HIRING A DRAG QUEEN TO DO YOUR MAKEUP
A TUCAN SAM THONG
A ELEPHANT TRUNK THONG WITH REAL SOUND
STEAK AND LOBSTER
EATING SUSHI OFF A NAKED GIRL
A STRIPPING MAID SERVICE
VIDEO GAMES
LOTS AND LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES
A LIFE TIME SUBSCRIPTION TO WOW
LOTS AND LOTS OF FUTURAMA
LOTS AND LOTS OF FAMILY GUY
CLONE A CAT HOME KIT VERSION 9.03.4123
BLUE HAIR DYE
A TRIP TO JAPAN
SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO!

Every ting you want
alisterlevet: (Default)
2009-05-23 11:22 am

Let Your Geek Out

The website is up, no content yet.

Let Your Geek Out!
alisterlevet: (Default)
2009-04-24 05:52 pm

typical couple days for me

broken car, water pump and fan clutch
stomach pain and symptoms of a heart attack
emergency room visit
getting someone else to take me to pick up my car
they had to get off work late
pick up a co-worker to take to another store
co-worker took her sweet time
walk her dog
check out soap to transfer
put the other girl in the computer
traffic was at a stand still
got their late, lucky they waited for us two minutes past
breaking door handle
missing work
doctor visit
ultrasound
blood work
car wreck
waiting forever for the cop
two guys fighting cop runs off
waiting forever for the cop
finally got report
picked up medication
fixed door handle
going out to eat

my life is a comedy of errors
alisterlevet: (Anything for your soul)
2009-02-27 08:46 pm

For those who don't know

I know I have not kept up with this. But oh well fuck it. I guess it's time I give you all an update. I have been very happily married for almost 2 years now. My wife is the most beautiful best thing in the whole wide world. so there... Have you seen my wife yet? No.

Well here you go.



We went to the parades, for Mardi Gras and had a good haul.









Other than that I have moved back to Biloxi.



Still looking for Crom, Firestarter, Hotrod, Caitsith, and all the rest of the guys on Ultima Online Chesapeake. That's right I am Ol'lorderon Bitches...

I play World of Warcraft now, Thrall, Horde, Philatanus. Cause alliance is like licking monkey balls with extra salt.



occasionally I might loose internet connection but I blame the cat!



Yes sometimes I like being a horses ass.



If you go afk for too long you might get caught like this.

roflmao

Other than that... well there is nothing else for right now...
alisterlevet: (Default)
2009-02-21 07:13 pm

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I wish I had something insightful or funny to say. But the fact of the matter is that a lot of times people use humor to mask the pain. No pain here.
alisterlevet: (Default)
2008-10-03 08:24 am

Easy Money

For those of you who have been looking for a work from home job. A job where you can work when you want as long as you want or not. There is actually something out there for you.

ChaCha

It's a text messaging service where people submit there questions from there cell phones and you can answer them on the web and get paid for doing it. It's actually a lot of fun. You can get 10-20 cents per message and somewhere in the range of 3-9 bucks an hour.

Anyways for those of you who might be interested go to www.chacha.com and click become a guide.

Just remember who referred you. My email is sinfulelectronics@gmail.com

Easy Money, and it's 100% legit.
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2007-12-25 01:15 am

I guess I have to let my xbox 360 and all the games go cheap...

I am selling my xbox 360 and all my games cheap have to get more money to move...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESEX:IT&item=180199293308&_trksid=p3984.cSELL.m315.lVI

if your interested or know anyone else who is let them know... thanks.
alisterlevet: (Default)
2007-12-24 09:23 pm

1983 Fender Stratocaster Made in the USA Sunburst

We still need more money for our move so we are selling Danielle's guitar.

1983 Made in USA Fender Stratocaster - Sunburst
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2007-12-23 07:46 pm

Selling things on ebay trying to get moving money.

Although I would love to keep all of my paintball gear, we are in desperate need of money to move. So I am selling the following items on ebay.

Smart Parts Max-Flo 68/45 68 ci 4500 psi Air Tank

Pure Energy 45/45 45 ci 4500 psi Air Tank

M3 Black Dragun Paintball Marker

Custom ICD B2K Paintball Marker

Custom M3 Black Dragun

If you are interested or you know anyone who might be interested please let them know.
alisterlevet: (Default)
2007-12-21 02:35 pm

Can you help me get home?

Most of you know, two years ago I moved to Pahrump, Nevada after Hurricane Katrina. I accepted a good paying job in Biloxi, Mississippi. I need money to get back. If you are able to, please help.

Thank You!





































alisterlevet: (Default)
2007-02-03 11:38 am

My Cat Has Zits.

My cat has this one little spot on her chin that looks like a scab trying to heal because she rubs up against things. Which I thought was pretty normal for a cat. On her most recent follow up vet visit the diagnosis was, "your cat has feline acne". Someone tell me that's not a load of bullshit, if you ever heard one. But at least the money wasted on the visit and the two different types of medication gives me something to laugh about.
alisterlevet: (Droog)
2006-09-08 01:23 am

Friends may come and friends may go, but children are parasitical!

My mother, who now resides in Mississippi with my sister, should be leaving today or tomorrow hopefully. She will be moving out here, to Las Vegas. She will be staying with Don and Kim. I am assuming till she is financially able enough to get her own place. Perhaps she will feel that she is needed with them, now that Kim is about to have a baby boy. Perhaps she will feel secure enough in staying with them that she realizes that she’s old and senile and needs people around to keep her from going crazier than I am, at times. Who knows, but I do believe that moving here, even though it’s the longest drive in history, will allow her to better her self. At the very least better her situation. My sister can be a bit of a bother at times.

Though I don’t mind Great Value milk; I’d drink powdered milk if you could grind the cow up enough. I have noticed that other things NAZIS Wal-Mart makes are not quite so good. Take Honey Toasted Spins for example. They may look like Honey Nut Cheerios, but don’t be fooled. In this case the cheaper box does mean that they use ground up animal parts for flavor.

V for Vendetta was surprisingly good. I was a bit surprised at the scope of Silent Hill. And I realized after careful review of the Austin Powers movies, that they were a gradual down hill slope. Firewall I turned off towards the beginning, it’s one of those I would have walked out kind of movies. Where you go, if someone kidnapped my family, and or friends, I’d let them die. Or things pop out your mouth like, yet another reason not to ever have children. Find me Guilty was pretty good. I wouldn’t mind seeing Van Diesel in a movie as the bad guy once in a while.

I have a new job, one of trust, I see more money that I am allowed to mention; soft count at a casino. I like my new job though I am working semi-hard, for not too long and making jack. It seems like sometimes you have to take a step back and a step down to be truly happy. At least the bills are paid and I have a lot of time on my hands to do the devil’s work.

Danielle and I are truly happy together. We might get married, either after I fix my credit, after a year. Although, I think that getting married is usually for everyone else’s benefit, and to get a bunch of crap gifts you don’t want from strangers family.

As far as Xbox games go. Leisure Suit Larry is pretty good, Danielle’s addicted to it. I found Dreamfall: The longest Journey to be ok, like watching a movie. And I can safely recommend all of the Hitman games. I would like to see Hitman made into movie series with the guy from The Transporter playing the Hitman. I think it would be a good roll for him.

Other than that I haven’t been doing much except taking care of the animals and plants around the house. And compiling recipes, Danielle’s mom clipped out of here and there over the past 30 years, into cook book.
alisterlevet: (Hey!)
2006-08-23 10:09 pm

Some days posting is a matter of remembering your password... not really...

Dear sir or madam; as the case may be,

Thought it pains you little that I haven’t written you in a while, I assure you it’s for no good reason at all. I have been sitting on my ass doing other things rather than thinking of you, them, or who ever else gave a flip.

It seems as though I have plenty of time to sit around and do the things I care about. Speaking of doing the things I care about for those of you who do not know. I am in a very happy healthy relationship that takes up most of my time, and very little out of pocket expense. My mother whom I had a long conversation with before I moved to Sin Ville stated no hookers, prostitutes, so on so forth. Much to the delight of Mormon’s and Southern Baptist sitting just inches away as they drew closer still with each mention of hooker and prostitute, that draw them closer like the abominable vampires of terror that they become. I don’t know if you remember that posting but, my mother who has crap in her ears yells HOOKER and PROSTITUTE in public quite frequently, it is part of being deaf, and nothing to do with the Ferret’s Syndrome (where you’re rat like, and run around getting yourself into other people’s business) “What yah doing, why you doing it, who called?” Which by the way is actually one question in and of itself, but I am rambling again; back to the situation at hand.

I am happy as a lark, I am poor, but I have found a way to need very little money for things that have to be paid for. I don’t pay state taxes because we don’t pay that here, on any money we earn. I also don’t earn any money so I can’t give anyone anything I don’t have anyway. We also don’t pay taxes on any food products that are not produced for our current viewing pleasure. I think it’s the eat it now rule of taxes, if you can eat it now, you’re taxed. If you have to cook that shit yourself, the state gives you a tax break. Which is made possible only by the donations of you’re local HOOKERS and/or PROSTITUTES. AND THE CASINO INDUSTRY who much likes the Devil gave his only begotten son to die in a pool of Baptist for your hard earned paycheck so he could give us sinners a tax break on bread and wine. (Evil grin)

But in all seriousness, I am happy, which is something that I don’t say too often, or at all really. The only liabilities that I have are: I have to pay for this trailer $2000.00 which is not a lot considering a new one of this size would cost some tens of thousands. That we are paying monthly at a very reasonable rate of 2 Benjamin’s. (Apostrophe will be added to keep the spell checker happy) (New subject because I never finish discussing my financial situation with you, and I have a 40 billion track mind.)
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I just found out that I have been using apostrophe like a catastrophe all along thanks to the wonderful spellchecker group at Microsoft who also brought you wonderful programming languages like Xbox (it’s not a windows it’s not a Linux) it’s XBE written in XDK solely for your viewing pleasure with really large WAV DAT and WMA files. We have to try to make those discs over 4.5G because someone will surely figure a way to hack us; Instead of using mp3, and DivX for games which take up no space at all. In any case I am rambling again. But that brings us to what I have been doing lately.

Now that I have had more time on my hands, I have been finding newer and more interesting ways to hack into and modify my outdated modifications of my Xbox. Which is actually Xbox number two the first one I killed with a knife. The Twinkies made me do it. Goes to show you when I began this little project I knew nothing about how to put in a mod chip that is (cough) solder less. Which now with my electronics expertise taught to me by the losers at the Imperial Palace Hotel and Casino, I probably could have saved that poor thing, but alas my mother threw it away, with all the other garbage, game saves I will never see again? (Damn grammar checker making shit a question, to be or not to be?)

So there I was a scared little youth no bigger than a baby polar bear, when my gay adopted father’s friend Carl and him were discussing my coping of DVD movies. And he turns to me and said, mutter mutter mumble something about have you figured out how to copy Xbox games yet? Perky eared and bright eyed I went, ah duh?!?! So I have come along way from not knowing shit playing psycho on my first Xbox, to having a limited copy of whatever the hell dashboard I am using that would only let me ftp in and really nothing else, to discovering the multi-dimensional scope of how you can actually use the Xbox to view DVD’s without a Dongle. I just love saying dongle! I want to go to Australia and talk about dongles all day long, and how I don’t need a dongle and how it’s best to be dongle free. Freedom from all language and limited dangling that dongles possess; in any case enough about the dongle. Some of us have dongles and some of us don’t. And if you ever want to hear about me in kindergarten discovering the difference between boys and girls and drawing penises on everything in my coloring book, and girls have little pink tacos stories be sure and ask my mother she will tell you, which is what the word Dongle means to me in a nut shell.

For those of you who are interested in the little pink tacos story and I must say I know you are all curious. When I was in kindergarten I was basically the teacher’s assistant because back in that decade they couldn’t afford them or something. In any case I used to help the teacher with the kids because I was the teacher’s pet go figure, and I came home one day and said to my mother. I know the difference between little boys and little girls. And she said something along the lines of, “oh yeah what?” and I said, “A little pink taco.”

So back to what I was saying before I got off track for the 40th time, I have not only acquired a sum of close to 500 movies for my viewing pleasure and a sum of 100 adult titles, and 75 to 100 Xbox games, and though Gamespot calls me an Xbox Aficionado I have far more movies and adult movies than I do games. But I have discovered new and interesting ways to acquire said titles after some high bitch crashed into the only fucking movie store we have here, just another reason why people should not use drugs. Drugs may not kill, and there may not be anyone who is any danger to anyone when they are high, but they sure as fuck will think 40 people are demons on the Las Vegas strip and run them all down killing six and wounding at least sixteen others, as well as crash into a perfectly good glass and brick wall causing me not to be able to get my fucking movies for a month, and Xbox games on an ratio of one to three. By the way these are two separate incidences from two separate people one male and one female in a sixty mile radius of each other. But there again I am spouting out my personal opinion about something I know nothing about from years of lack of experience, much like Clinton.

So in any case back to what I was talking about, I can now use my Xbox to view files of my computer because I finally have XBMC which allows me to view DivX movies 700MB 2.5hour movies just as crisp and clear as if they were on a fucking 9G disc those waste of space bastards that want to horde all of the damn virtual world for themselves in the form of plastic and silicone. Meaning 1/13th the size of the fucking movie that it started out to be, and that for any video media is pretty good compression.

On to the next subject, whatever that is, hmmm.

I guess the other thing that I was going to say is I am going to either go to college to learn how to game program, or read up on as many C++ books as I can and figure it out on my own. But my point is that will take up a lot of time as well.

Aside from that State Farm insurance is a hassle. That brings us finally to expense number two I have to pay for car insurance. I don’t even have to pay taxes on what I eat to get fat but I have to pay for someone else who doesn’t know how to fucking drive; Go figure.

And electricity, which if I had solar panels, I wouldn’t have to pay for. It gets pretty hot here during the day. I am thinking to myself there should be a way to colonize Venus by this time next year, if we can live here, because 900 degrees seems like mere child’s play at times. Not to mention my idea of making the abandoned truck an aquarium was quickly thwarted due to the fish boiling at high temperature. But alas it would still be amusing at the very least.

Oh and we pay for natural gas, which I have plenty of if I could only find a way to bottle it like Link in The Legend of Zelda, like a fart in the wind, like a fart in the wind. Anyways speaking of fairies, I want to write a gay movie and name it Rose Petal. I am just not sure how to get Wayne Brady into a dress. He can sing he can dance and he’s the only black man that I know who hasn’t been in some sort of movie as a drag queen. Not to mention I feel sorry for the guy because he doesn’t get any 50 million dollar rolls in any movies when all those other losers are getting crappy movies that suck. The more I watch him the more I think, that boy has talent, stick him in a dress and call it a day. I do wonder on what day, and what series of events transpired to make society believe that a black male can only survive in show business if he is dressed up, very poorly I might add as a black woman, and may I dare say comedians as well, it’s a tragedy. Someone get green peace on the phone, or the N double A C P. Got to have the double, and I am surprised they didn’t throw an R’ah in there for good measure.

And now to my review of Dreamfall the Longest Journey for the Xbox, one of the only positive reviews I have done.

Other than that if anyone has a copy of or has seen Silent Hill the movie, I would like to
1) Know how it was
2) Get a copy mailed to my door step

That is if it is any good. I would like to know it’s good and then the as a stipulation of it being good I would like a copy, if that makes any sense to you, if it doesn’t go back and research the terms for run on sentences, and their usage and meaning made possible to you today in part by the letter “U” and the word COOKIES which should never be non plural, because one cookie is never enough.

I would have done the post about marinating my balls in vinegar but I know this post would be overshadowed by the horror and humor of it all. The end.
alisterlevet: (Default)
2006-07-01 05:37 pm

Sweaty balls and the adventure that is driving 2000 miles without sleep...

Remind me not to trim and trip in the same week... We (danielle and I) went to mississippi for some odd weeks, but I decided that it was a bad idea. And I have ventured back to the Vegas area. For those of you on that side of the continent you really are missing alot, except for crawfish, misquitos, and all the other things that are popular in the bottom feeding skrimpville. In any case I am back now and it is a wonderful and beautiful thing to be somewhere that I can call home. Home is where the heart is, and though my heart goes out to all the poor suckers in misquitoville, my heart will always be where it feels like 80 degress when it's 100. Got to love the desert.
alisterlevet: (Default)
2006-05-16 01:45 pm

WAMU and no vaseline

I recently opened a WAMU account, because they are supposed to be so great... However the opened up my account that was supposed to be a Nevada account as a IL or something because that's where the call center was that I got when I called. This has caused issues. On top of that I can't get an account number or routing number from anyone... And when I called customer service the first person I got on the phone was a retard. I mean litterally a studdering blittering idiot. (perhaps I am an asshole) but when I am dealing with my personal financial business; it may be nice of them to hire the handicapped; however I don't want to deal with those kind of people. Further I called back and the second girl was riding the hold button. What the fuck I felt like I was calling cingular... Anyways just to warn you, it may look pretty on the outside, but when you bite into it, WAMU is really a shit brownie... I have sense discoved that I have to go to a branch to get my account number, and sense they opened the fucker up in a different state, no one is really sure what the routing number is, because it's not supposed to be opened up in a differnet state if I reside in NV. On top of all that, I would have to close that account out, open a new account and wait again for my debit cards and checks in order to even use the account, at this point, if I don't get cash for my 23.99 for my thousands of dollars worth of appliances and furniture, I think I will wait my 60 days or whatever and just get a friggen debit card from paypal.