alisterlevet: (Default)
I have three ebay auctions that are my crap in storage... I don't want to sell the stuff but I also don't want to pay $135.00 a month to store the shit... My monitors didn't get any hits at all... so I don't even know if this stuff will sell for over five bucks... Imagine getting a brand new bedroom set for five bucks or whatever it goes for... someone's going to be a happy camper...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4462435575&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4462436385&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7619084418&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
alisterlevet: (Yeah)
Here's things I won't miss about mississippi, that luckily we don't have here...

I won't miss, mr banana spider clinging onto my face like a hungry brain sucker...


Swarms of Mosquitos...


Fog, rancid fish smell in the air, and humidity...


Deer running out in the middle of the road...


Swarms of cockroaches... running around when you turn the lights off by the hundreds...


Our buddy the Wolf Spider...


Things I will miss...

The wonderful mud bugs (crawfish) boils...


Sweet tea...


Trees, walking in the woods... green stuff of any kind...


The ocean, and ocean springs beach...


Things I have to look forward too here...

Rattle snakes... biting me, in chili... sneeking in the house...


Wild donkey's walking across the road...


120 degree heat, as I am looking into the beautiful desert...


Las Vegas show girls and old people...


More Elvis impersonators than I care to look at in one day... that look more like bob the used car king or even don king, more so than Elvis...


Fatal car crashes... daily...


Terrancula's... also coming into the house uninvited...


Wolf's, foxes, and coyotes... Trust me you don't want to try to pet any of these pretty looking puppies...


and of corse vegas...


Freemont street...


And vegas traffic...
alisterlevet: (Default)
Last night was awesome... I dare say even though I wouldn't let them take our picture (for the website)... Which I am now regretting... cause I don't have proof. I was VIP'd in to the Ice Las Vegas to see Crystal Method... It was pretty cool, loud very very loud.

dj name?

May. 6th, 2006 02:44 pm
alisterlevet: (Default)
What should my DJ name be?

Gay...

Apr. 25th, 2006 07:03 pm
alisterlevet: (Spank my monkey)
You know my internet connection is gay, when it gets the best connection to San Francisco:

Download Speed: 3762 kbps (470.3 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 688 kbps (86 KB/sec transfer rate)
alisterlevet: (Default)
When I lived in MS I used to be fanatical about wanting to eat at EL Pollo Loco, and once I came out here and had it a few times after 14 years of not having it, it's just ok... But the other day I had a craving for an Oyster Po'Boy and I had to search high and low to find one. Hell I can have steak and lobster for 10.95, yet I paid 9.99 for an oyster po'boy go figure... It's funny how the grass is always greener... Oh and I found a place that actually has sweet tea... it's not real the way they make it but you can't win them all in vegas, that's why they call it gambling...

BORED...

Apr. 14th, 2006 06:26 pm
alisterlevet: (No Meaning)
I AM SO FUCKING BORED!!!
alisterlevet: (I am god...)
If I had had white pants I would have looked like candy corn... so I decided to change... In any case tonight I get to meet the parents...
alisterlevet: (Droog)
Call Girl's Tax Return A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells himthat she Needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin,I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No,that won't work; too gross. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK,I'm a high-end Call girl." "Sorry, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, and then the woman says, "How about 'Elite chicken farmer’."Stunned, the accountant asks, "What doeschicken farming have to do with being a high-end call girl?" "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." "
alisterlevet: (Anything for your soul)
I don't have any control over the path you choose in life...
alisterlevet: (Thonged Avenger)
I just love when you hear about someone who works for the department of homeland security getting brought up on charges for soliciting what he thought was a 14 year old female in an explicid way... Makes you feel real confident in the expenditures of our tax money, as well as really fucking safe and secure, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... I hope they fry his ass...

debt...

Apr. 2nd, 2006 11:26 pm
alisterlevet: (Life's a Bitch)
Well I am officially $525.00 in debt... And have no means of figuring out how to manage to pay my bills, and fema has refused to give me rental assistance even though if we had stayed where we were at... with the landlord double dipping (charging us & FEMA) they had already paid thru may... and might have very well paid for us to stay there thru aug or sept of this year. But now they wont do squat... I also have a double bedroom set, a twin trundle bedroom set, a washer and dryer, and 9 or 10 CCTV monitors 19 or 20" that I need to get rid of but have no clue how... Aside from that if I die tomorrow Tiffany will be $400k richer and I will have not a worry in the world... I need to think about changing that sometime soon...
alisterlevet: (Look at my Butt)
I did the mixing for Sonny and Cher, impersonators yet again... And I just had to go back to watch them do their act at 8pm. Don, Kim and I went around Vegas, and I was plotting my Sat. adventure... It's too bad there is only so much time... But I guess in a way I really have the rest of my life, however long that may be... I just need a willing victim partner...
alisterlevet: (If you say so...)
The hightlight of my day was getting to do the sound mixxing board for the dealer tainer auditions for sonny and cher...

PS: Is it considered flirting, if the flat chested cher impersonater sticks her tongue out at you?
alisterlevet: (No Meaning)
I am currently incognito. I have a cloak of invisibility and you can't find me... muhahaha

Walk around in the city of sin for a while and you might.

People here are not fucking normal, and you figure that sense I am not fucking normal I would like the abnormality of people. But I have found that the ascetics of the general populace is diverse as well as appealing as a bull dogs rectum. And I have become the individual of sexual repression. Seeking someone female who doesn't have a porn site, is a call girl, stripper, dancer, likes showing you pics of them naked, have nude web cam, blah blah before you get to know them, or fake... FAKE FAKE FAKE... I am not talking are your boobs fake kind of real/fake dilemma, I am talking fake as in not a real fucking person, a spam-o-rama...
alisterlevet: (Suprise)
Our cat is a ravid rabbit eye eater... She brought a dead rabbit through the window, that was as big if not bigger than her, had that dead thing by the neck, like a hunting dog and brought it in the house...
alisterlevet: (Why are you disturbing me...)
Work is getting old, and after Harrah's took over things have kind of went to shit. Not that Harrah's made any changes to anything other than saying you are now under marketing. Which is silly... But every one is uptight paniced and has a porkupine stuck up their butts. I almost got out of my car and way layed a security guard this morning for beating on my window, but I thought better of it. I will find other ways to make his life a living hell.

I am looking forward to this weekend however. New person, new experiences, perhaps even getting drunk and making an ass out of myself, who knows. I'm just insightfully curious about all the piercings...
alisterlevet: (Is this my shit eating grin face?)
Somedays I have more imporant things to do than idlely worry about why no one has replied to my post. Why no one has sent me any emails. Why no one has happened upon IM to say hi. But at lull times, I wonder what everyone else is doing that is more important.

Work is going well and I am atempting to save money.

I am attempting to make more friends here, with little or no success. Because it's difficult being friends with people who are 1000 miles away...

Valor

Feb. 5th, 2006 09:14 pm
alisterlevet: (Thonged Avenger)
This morning... I took a patchouli bath, watered the kitty (with no name) and rescued a sock from in between the washer and dryer with a samurai sword. dah dah dah dah Thonged Avenger!

I also was torturing the laundry with my Ross Perot impersonations. Kim asked me who the hell I was talking to.
alisterlevet: (Paintball)
I would just like a normal friend, with a normal life... I don't want to have any expectations. It's kind of hard when you start over. But tonight we are going to hang out with one of our new friends. I guess I will let you know how it turns out.

........

It turned out ok, I mostly gambled. I actually won this time. They drank and hung out. And I went home so I could go to work tomorrow. The rest of the party stayed.
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